funny

ok.. this is way too funny.. from mydadisafob.com again..
 

scene: trying to get permission from my dad to get a lip piercing

me: heyyy so i wanted to ask you something
dad: yes?
me: i was wondering if i could get a lip piercing…i’ve wanted one for a couple years and i’ve thought about it and i really want one
dad: well…do you want halabujee (grandpa) to see your cow ring face and get seizure and die?

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So recently, one of my sisters friends came over to eat dinner with us. Mum puts two plates of lettuce on the table.

Friend: What’s the difference?
Dad: If you wanna die, you eat dis one. If you dont wanna die, you eat dis one.

Silence.

Me: He means diet.

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