笑一笑

论坛里看到的笑话。。。那么多种笑话, 我还是觉得口误笑话最能让我笑。。 =P
 
1. 同桌感冒流鼻涕,但他忘记带手帕了,就不断把鼻涕用力吸入鼻子里。在黑板上写字的语文老师突然转过身来大嚷:“够了!给我停止!吵死了!”全班一片安静。老师又说:“到底是谁上课时偷吃面条还这么大声?” <—- 够恶心吧? 哈哈。。。
2. 和领导等众人喝酒,举起酒杯大声道:"让我们同归于尽吧!"当时脑子太热了  <—- 这个比较冷
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I'm awesome ;-) j/k...
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