Chinglish

娱乐娱乐。。。 可能好多大家都看过了。。 不过复习一下还是挺有趣的。。 坚决support chinglish… 有时候语言和语言之间不能确切得翻译。。 有时候 direct translation 虽然不make sense..  it makes languages more colorful (有色彩)and fun  

      1.we two who and who? 
    咱俩谁跟谁阿? 
  
       2.how are you ? how old are you? 
   怎么是你,怎么老是你? 
 
       3 .you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
     你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 
  
  4.you have seed, I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up! 
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! 
  
  5.come some music 
   来点音乐 
  
  6.you me you me 
   彼此彼此 
  
  7.You Give Me Stop! 
    你给我站住! 
  
  8.know is know, noknow is noknow… 
   知之为知之,不知为不知… 
  
  9.WATCH SISTER 
   表妹 
  
  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!
    龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞! 
  
  11.American Chinese not enough 
   美中不足 
  
  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die。
    车祸现场描述(一辆车来一辆车走,两车“嘭嘭“,人死了) 
  
  13.heart flower angry open
    心花怒放 
  
  14.go past no mistake past
    走过路过,不要错过

  15.小明: I am sorry! 
    老外: I am sorry too! 
    小明: I am sorry three! 
    老外: What are you sorry for? 
    小明: I am sorry five! 
  

       16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 
    要钱没有,要命一条! 
  
  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 
    我叫李老大,今年 25 。 
  
  18.you have two down son.
    你有两下子。 
  
  19.as far as you go to die!! 
    有多远,死多远!! 
  
  20.I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 
  
  21.If you don’t understand, don’t blind say!
    不懂就别瞎说! 
  
  22.Shout what shout! 
    喊什么喊!

23. good good study, day day up

好好学习天天向上

24. add oil

加油

25.No matter three seven twenty one
不管三七二十一

27. Tiger tiger horse horse.
马马虎虎

28.Think beautifully

想得美

29. people mountain people sea

人山人海

30. you ask me, me as who?

你问我,我问谁

32. no three no four

不三不四

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One Response to Chinglish

  1. Lerry says:

    Nice…somehow they make perfect sense to me. I am going to talk to my coworker using Chinglish from now on!

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