笑笑

4.一男生暗恋一女生鼓气勇气问那女生喜欢什么样的男生­

“投缘的”女生答 ,连问几遍都是一样的答案­

该男生泄气道:“头扁的行不行”

6.某天考生物,其中有一题是看鸟的腿猜出鸟的名字。某生实在不懂,生气的把卷子一撕准备离开考场。监考老师很生气于是问他:“你是哪班的,叫什么名字?”某生把裤腿一掀,说:“你猜啊你猜啊。”­

一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆,实在无聊就开始拔自己的毛玩,一根……两根……三根……最后拔的一根不剩,他突然大叫…………好冷啊!!………………­

24.一时髦女子走上公交车,见一空坐便掏出纸巾猛擦一阵,刚要坐不巧放一屁,旁边一男子笑道:“我KAO,真他妈干净,擦完还要吹吹”­

36.男女朋友一起去逛街,­

女朋友:哎哟,脚好酸哦。­

男朋友很紧张:怎么了?是不是踩到柠檬了?­

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