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joke of the day

大學時,教授問我們:「金錢與智慧,你們選哪樣?」 
我不假思索地回答:「我當然是要金錢!」 
教授微微一笑,說道:「而我會選擇智慧。」 
教授接着問道:「你知道為什麼嗎?」 
我,再一次,不假思索地說道:「當然,人們都會選擇自己缺少的東西,我能理解。」

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quotes from BA

regarding missing requirement in mockup BA: Please use your best judgement regarding bad confusing design Dev: this is bad design, it doesn’t work BA: it looks good on mockup Dev: it’s inconstant across pages BA: *shrug* that’s how we want … Continue reading

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Funny Quotes from That 70’s Show

donna’s mom: women have to appear weak and fragile so men feel superior hyde: dating is prostitution, except you don’t always get what you pay for donna: i love you eric eric: *looking shocked* i love.. cake… eric:  funny thing … Continue reading

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el-oh-el XD zt

  HOW TO: Solve cross browser compatibility issues by Steve Lambert Internet Explorer 6 – the bane of web developers everywhere. How do you create modern, standards compliant web sites for a browser that never met standards? Fix your issues … Continue reading

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A Douche!

This cracked me up on fb this morning… a pic someone else uploaded Anuj = Adouche?

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Work place alert XD

I think i’d be excited seeing a mountain lion…. i should drive in to look for them… but maybe not a good idea.. =P =================================================== SVL BUSINESS OPERATIONS NOTICE: Mountain Lion Awareness Subject: Mountain Lion Awareness Date: Wednesday, May 11, … Continue reading

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omg.. XD i did not just have this convo

D says (night before): what you doing up so late?? moi says (next morning): ops.. sorry.. fell asleep =P D says: hehe, np pass out in front of your computer? moi says: no.. was already in bed w/ my computer.. … Continue reading

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